🎭 TOTALLY TRUE FACTS
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Can debug code faster than you can say "syntax error"
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Has never used "git commit -m 'fixed stuff'" (okay, maybe once)
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Dreams in code. Seriously. Had a nightmare about infinite loops last week.
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Powered by bhaat-machh, cha ☕, and occasional energy drink
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Writes documentation (yes, really! this is the rarest skill)
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Can code while gaming. Not recommended but totally possible.
⚠️ WARNING ⚠️
Side effects may include: exceptional websites, clean code, on-time delivery,
and an unhealthy obsession with pixel-perfect designs.
Hire at your own risk of getting exactly what you asked for! 🎉
🎤 WHAT PEOPLE SAY
"I asked for a simple website and got a masterpiece. Now my competitors are crying. 10/10 would hire again!" 😭
- Satisfied Client #1
"Fixed my bug in 5 minutes. I spent 3 days on it. I'm not even mad, I'm impressed." 🤯
- Another Happy Customer
"Delivers code faster than my pizza arrives. And the code is better quality too!" 🍕
- Random Person on Internet